A missing persons appeal has been put out by the NFL for the
LA Rams offensive team. They were expected to put in an appearance on Sunday at
the Super Bowl* event held in the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta but failed
to show up. This incident follows on from the mysterious season long disappearance
of the Ram’s fan base. The disappearance of the offensive team was not noticed
at first, even by The Ram’s 12 year old head coach Sean McVay. “I think like
most people watching the game I must have lost interest and had a little nap”
McVay told his Mom, adding “It was only later - when Jared
Goff was talking down to me and he said there was just no one to pass to - that I realized the
offensive team had not shown up at all.”
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| Roger Goodell lying yesterday |
NFL spokesliar Roger
Goodell said, “initially we thought all
the offensive players had turned up wearing ‘cloaks of invisibility’ like the
one worn by Nickell Robey-Coleman in the Saints game. then we remembered that invisibility cloaks
were made up and didn’t actually exist.”
He went on to say he hoped the missing offense could be found soon as
the LA Rams fans (both of them)
were looking forward to watching them in the
quiet of The Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum in the new season.
*The ‘Super bowl’ is a money printing machine owned by the NFL
and is neither ‘Super’ or a ‘bowl’.
